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Zombie wedding portraits for your dearly beloved/deceased
Posted by Ariel · Advertisement

14 Aug 2009

before-after

I LOVE THIS. What better gift for your zombie betrothed than a hand-painted zombie portrait of the two of you by artist Rob Sacchetto, author/illustrator of The Zombie Handbook: How to identify the living dead and survive the coming zombie apocalypse.

The photo above shows a before & after of one Offbeat Bride-reading couple. On the left: their lovely wedding portrait. On the right? ZOMBIFICATION.

The process is pretty simple: you send Rob a clear, high resolution jpeg of you and your beloved (or your bridesmaid, or your groomsmen, or your mother-in-law), and he'll works his illustrative magic. This is definitely a, uh, one-of-a-kind gift.

Special Offbeat Wedding Packages:

  • Bride and Groom couple's portrait $160
  • Maid of Honor and Best Man singles portrait $80 each
  • Each additional portrait order $60 for single, $140 for couples
  • Group of six (head and shoulder shot) 20" x 30" $480
  • Group of six (full body shot) 20" x 30" $520

Send Rob your photo today — and yes, they do rush orders!

Oh and PS: If you're into Zombies, obviously you should snag a copy of Rob's new book, The Zombie Handbook.

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Comments on "Zombie wedding portraits for your dearly beloved/deceased"
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1

Angela
August 14th, 2009 · 7:17 PM · #

This is awesome, and all I could think of was:

"Till death do us part."
"Braaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiins"
"Well, now that was quick."

2

Jenn
August 14th, 2009 · 8:41 PM · #

This is so awesome, I want one!!

3

Emily Ryan
August 14th, 2009 · 10:03 PM · #

TOTALLY bookmarking this for a first anniversary present–too freaking awesome!

4

Kate
August 15th, 2009 · 2:57 PM · #

Me too! Awesome 1st anniversary gift. We're getting married the day before Halloween this year too, so even better.

5

Chelsea
August 15th, 2009 · 9:21 AM · #

Ok, whoa. This is too weird. My now husband drew us as zombies back when we started dating as my birthday present!

Check us out! http://jackhook.deviantart.com/art/zombie-date-5-55575276

Of course, our vows included the phrase "I promise to love and respect even after we are nothing but shambling brain-hungry monsters, interested only in human flesh and each other."

6

Brandi
August 15th, 2009 · 5:16 PM · #

I love this!!! In fact, our wedding is on Halloween and after the ceremony we are being turned into zombies for the reception!! What a great way to commemorate the day!!!

7

Renee
August 15th, 2009 · 4:28 PM · #

"The gift that keeps on living."

Possibly the funniest line I've ever read.

8

Alison K
August 16th, 2009 · 2:55 AM · #

YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! Good God.

9

poroka
August 18th, 2009 · 8:51 AM · #

Looks really really cool but I wonder how many wives are thrilled about this kind of gifts:)

10

OffbeatAriel
August 18th, 2009 · 2:04 PM · #

Poroka, judging from the comments from Offbeat Brides — the wives are the ones buying these gifts for their husbands. Gender assumptions about interests in zombies don't really fly in these parts. ;)

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