Zombie wedding portraits for your dearly beloved/deceased

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I LOVE THIS. What better gift for your zombie betrothed than a hand-painted zombie portrait of the two of you by artist Rob Sacchetto, author/illustrator of The Zombie Handbook: How to identify the living dead and survive the coming zombie apocalypse.

The photo above shows a before & after of one Offbeat Bride-reading couple. On the left: their lovely wedding portrait. On the right? ZOMBIFICATION.

The process is pretty simple: you send Rob a clear, high resolution jpeg of you and your beloved (or your bridesmaid, or your groomsmen, or your mother-in-law), and he'll works his illustrative magic. This is definitely a, uh, one-of-a-kind gift.

Special Offbeat Wedding Packages:

  • Bride and Groom couple's portrait $160
  • Maid of Honor and Best Man singles portrait $80 each
  • Each additional portrait order $60 for single, $140 for couples
  • Group of six (head and shoulder shot) 20" x 30" $480
  • Group of six (full body shot) 20" x 30" $520

Send Rob your photo today — and yes, they do rush orders!

Oh and PS: If you're into Zombies, obviously you should snag a copy of Rob's new book, The Zombie Handbook.

  1. This is awesome, and all I could think of was:

    "Till death do us part."
    "Braaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiins"
    "Well, now that was quick."

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  2. TOTALLY bookmarking this for a first anniversary present–too freaking awesome!

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  3. Me too! Awesome 1st anniversary gift. We're getting married the day before Halloween this year too, so even better.

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  4. Ok, whoa. This is too weird. My now husband drew us as zombies back when we started dating as my birthday present!

    Check us out! http://jackhook.deviantart.com/art/zombie-date-5-55575276

    Of course, our vows included the phrase "I promise to love and respect even after we are nothing but shambling brain-hungry monsters, interested only in human flesh and each other."

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  5. I love this!!! In fact, our wedding is on Halloween and after the ceremony we are being turned into zombies for the reception!! What a great way to commemorate the day!!!

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  6. "The gift that keeps on living."

    Possibly the funniest line I've ever read.

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  7. Looks really really cool but I wonder how many wives are thrilled about this kind of gifts:)

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    • Poroka, judging from the comments from Offbeat Brides — the wives are the ones buying these gifts for their husbands. Gender assumptions about interests in zombies don't really fly in these parts. ;)

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  8. I had one of these portraits done with one of our wedding photos… It is fantastic! Cannot rave about Zombie Rob's work enough :)

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