Today is our 4th wedding Anniversary! To celebrate, I thought I would share a few outtakes from our wedding photos.
Me and my duct-taped boobs pushing Dre on the swing. The boobs totally distract me here.
This one totally looks like we're engaged in some hot conjugal buttsecks. Look, I'm all braced against a tree and everything! It's allowed! We're married now!
The bride took the crazytrain express to weddingtown and will eat your soul! When I make faces like this, it's usually because I think I'm being funny. How terribly wrong I am.
Who wants to caption these photos in the comments?
About Ariel Meadow Stallings
Author of Offbeat Bride: Creative Alternatives for Independent Brides, Ariel acts as the publisher of all the Offbeat Empire websites. She lives, loves, and dorks out hard in Seattle, WA.
laura said
I'm not that witty. So, I'll just wish you and Andreas a Happy Anniversary.
erin said
I'm not that witty either, but also wanted to say happy anniversary. And that I *love* the swing picture!
Rachel said
Congrats! Yesterday was Tom and I's 4 year anniversary (from when we started dating). YAY!
Steph said
Awww the swing pic is way cute and the boobage can always be photoshopped!
Amanda said
I like the second picture. It looks like maybe you moved the wrong way, and you are gasping in pain because the duct tape ripped a nipple off!
Congrats,Happy 4 Years!
Lauren said
Congrats! These pics are HILARIOUS! I wish I could think of captions, but I think the pictures speak for themselves. Your wedding looked like SO MUCH FUN!
Danielle said
Honestly, I thought the first one was sweet and did not think of buttsecks til I read your comment.
For you second picture, how about: "Bridezillas? HA! I eat Bridezillas for breakfast."
And for the third one: "Duct tape–is there anything it can't do?"
Kells! said
Congrats!!
Adrianne said
Happy 4th Anniversary!!!!!
RBW said
Not sure about captions, but the second one makes me wonder where Andreas' right hand was at that moment.
Happy Fourth-a-versary!
roso said
for the third photo here's my caption
"Tiny duct taped lady marries swinging giant"
that's the best i can do! congrats on the anniversary
By the way, how exactly did you duct tape your boobs? I have no idea what to do with my double Ds in my backless dress :S
Hillary said
1. "Smile for the pornographer, honey!"
2. "Another picture? ANOTHER posed picture? I WILL EAT YOUR CAMERA IF THIS ISN'T THE LAST ONE!
3. "Taking pictures is much more fun after blazing a fatty. Wheee!"
Nena said
Oh happy anniversary! So cute!
Jane said
congrats! I love love love your pictures, your wedding looks like it was a really fun and happy event, which I think pretty much sums up what a wedding should be all about: love, fun and happiness!
Lin said
Dude, where did you get Andreas' shirt? I wantttt one for my own little offbeat groom! I'll madly search the site for the answer, but if you see this, let me know!
And captions… well I'm not clever enough! but happy 4th to you both!
Samantha said
Congrats on the anniversary!
Also: Wowza, Andreas is a looker! If you two ever chose to procreate, you'd have some purdy little OBB's– Offbeat Babies!
Liz said
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! Did the duct tape hurt any coming off? Just seems like it would.
Emily said
I'm actually still laughing about YOUR caption to the second one…I am totally working that explanation in to a sentence today.
HAPPY FOURTH!!
Shaina said
Aww, congratulations! I hope you have a great anniversary.
sarah said
#1 makes me think your gonna break out into dance!
#2- "in the midst of romantic picture taking andreas thought that now would be the perfect time to tell his bride that his parents would be moving in"
(there is just something about newlyweds living with mom n' pop that makes me giggle. perhaps because my FH and i have been there twice.)
and #3 is actually sweet i think. also- nothin wrong with some boobage!
Cassandra said
Happy anniversary! I'd come up with captions, but I think you did a pretty good job on that…I'm a big fan of the second one, because I totally do the same thing and feel your pain when looking back at the photos afterwards.
zan said
Hell's Belles woman. Late Happy an-er-verse-a-ry! Big hugs to the both of you.