Happy 4th Anniversary, Andreas!

August 7th, 2008 · Announcements · 22 comments

Today is our 4th wedding Anniversary! To celebrate, I thought I would share a few outtakes from our wedding photos.


This one totally looks like we’re engaged in some hot conjugal buttsecks. Look, I’m all braced against a tree and everything! It’s allowed! We’re married now!


The bride took the crazytrain express to weddingtown and will eat your soul! When I make faces like this, it’s usually because I think I’m being funny. How terribly wrong I am.


Me and my duct-taped boobs pushing Dre on the swing. The boobs totally distract me here.

Who wants to caption these photos in the comments?


Comments

22 responses to this entry
  • 1

    laura

    August 7th, 2008 · 5:55 AM · #

    I’m not that witty. So, I’ll just wish you and Andreas a Happy Anniversary. :-)

  • 2

    erin

    August 7th, 2008 · 6:20 AM · #

    I’m not that witty either, but also wanted to say happy anniversary. And that I *love* the swing picture!

  • 3

    Rachel

    August 7th, 2008 · 6:24 AM · #

    Congrats! Yesterday was Tom and I’s 4 year anniversary (from when we started dating). YAY!

  • 4

    Steph

    August 7th, 2008 · 7:07 AM · #

    Awww the swing pic is way cute and the boobage can always be photoshopped!

  • 5

    Amanda

    August 7th, 2008 · 7:18 AM · #

    I like the second picture. It looks like maybe you moved the wrong way, and you are gasping in pain because the duct tape ripped a nipple off!

    Congrats,Happy 4 Years!

  • 6

    Lauren

    August 7th, 2008 · 7:26 AM · #

    Congrats! These pics are HILARIOUS! I wish I could think of captions, but I think the pictures speak for themselves. Your wedding looked like SO MUCH FUN!

  • 7

    Danielle

    August 7th, 2008 · 7:34 AM · #

    Honestly, I thought the first one was sweet and did not think of buttsecks til I read your comment.

    For you second picture, how about: “Bridezillas? HA! I eat Bridezillas for breakfast.”

    And for the third one: “Duct tape–is there anything it can’t do?”

  • 8

    Kells!

    August 7th, 2008 · 7:53 AM · #

    Congrats!!

  • 9

    Adrianne

    August 7th, 2008 · 8:33 AM · #

    Happy 4th Anniversary!!!!!

  • 10

    RBW

    August 7th, 2008 · 8:55 AM · #

    Not sure about captions, but the second one makes me wonder where Andreas’ right hand was at that moment. ;)

    Happy Fourth-a-versary!

  • 11

    roso

    August 7th, 2008 · 9:44 AM · #

    for the third photo here’s my caption

    “Tiny duct taped lady marries swinging giant”

    that’s the best i can do! congrats on the anniversary :D

    By the way, how exactly did you duct tape your boobs? I have no idea what to do with my double Ds in my backless dress :S

  • 12

    Hillary

    August 7th, 2008 · 10:02 AM · #

    1. “Smile for the pornographer, honey!”

    2. “Another picture? ANOTHER posed picture? I WILL EAT YOUR CAMERA IF THIS ISN’T THE LAST ONE!

    3. “Taking pictures is much more fun after blazing a fatty. Wheee!”

  • 13

    Nena

    August 7th, 2008 · 12:48 PM · #

    Oh happy anniversary! So cute!

  • 14

    Jane

    August 7th, 2008 · 1:19 PM · #

    congrats! I love love love your pictures, your wedding looks like it was a really fun and happy event, which I think pretty much sums up what a wedding should be all about: love, fun and happiness!

  • 15

    Lin

    August 7th, 2008 · 7:48 PM · #

    Dude, where did you get Andreas’ shirt? I wantttt one for my own little offbeat groom! I’ll madly search the site for the answer, but if you see this, let me know! :)

    And captions… well I’m not clever enough! but happy 4th to you both!

  • 16

    Samantha

    August 7th, 2008 · 9:26 PM · #

    Congrats on the anniversary!

    Also: Wowza, Andreas is a looker! If you two ever chose to procreate, you’d have some purdy little OBB’s– Offbeat Babies! :)

  • 17

    Liz

    August 7th, 2008 · 10:02 PM · #

    HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! Did the duct tape hurt any coming off? Just seems like it would.

  • 18

    Emily

    August 7th, 2008 · 10:08 PM · #

    I’m actually still laughing about YOUR caption to the second one…I am totally working that explanation in to a sentence today.

    HAPPY FOURTH!!

  • 19

    Shaina

    August 8th, 2008 · 11:32 AM · #

    Aww, congratulations! I hope you have a great anniversary.

  • 20

    sarah

    August 8th, 2008 · 9:31 PM · #

    #1 makes me think your gonna break out into dance!

    n
    #2- “in the midst of romantic picture taking andreas thought that now would be the perfect time to tell his bride that his parents would be moving in”

    n
    (there is just something about newlyweds living with mom n’ pop that makes me giggle. perhaps because my FH and i have been there twice.)

    and #3 is actually sweet i think. also- nothin wrong with some boobage!

  • 21

    Cassandra

    August 10th, 2008 · 3:02 PM · #

    Happy anniversary! I’d come up with captions, but I think you did a pretty good job on that…I’m a big fan of the second one, because I totally do the same thing and feel your pain when looking back at the photos afterwards.

  • 22

    zan

    August 12th, 2008 · 4:49 PM · #

    Hell’s Belles woman. Late Happy an-er-verse-a-ry! Big hugs to the both of you.

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