Nuptials vulva

December 3rd, 2007 · WTF!? · 4 comments

Velvet vulvaJust in case you ever thought to yourself, “Self, what I really need for my wedding ceremony is a vulva-shaped ring pillow,” this site is for you. (Scroll down to see the wedding vulva.)

As they say, “A popular occasion for the Velvet V Valentine is the Wedding Ceremony. The Velvet V is a perfect place for rings, tokens representing hopes for the union, or other ritual items.” All for the low, low price of $175!

(I kid, but these silly vulva purses are handmade by an artist, so if you’re going to spend $175 on a ring pillow, it might as well be one crafted by an independent artisan. Then again, does anyone need to spend $175 on a ring pillow, let alone one shaped like genitals? Up to you!)


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4 responses to this entry
  • 1

    Steph

    December 3rd, 2007 · 5:00 PM · #

    What a nightmare! Ack! (I mean, if that’s your choice, go for it, I just … wow.)

  • 2

    Jaymie

    December 3rd, 2007 · 5:11 PM · #

    ………
    No words…..

  • 3

    Rachel

    December 5th, 2007 · 4:15 PM · #

    As much as I love being a woman, I’m not about to fish my keys out of a vulva purse.

  • 4

    sarah

    December 10th, 2007 · 7:21 AM · #

    But what a great conversation-starter it would be!

    “Do you have a lighter?”

    “Oh yes, let me just get it from my purse…”

    ……

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