Naked grooms

August 9th, 2007 · Posted by Ariel · WTF!? · 9 comments

naked groomOh, how I wish naked grooms were an emerging wedding trend.

Instead, it’s just a ridiculous trend in wedding dress catalogs, sort of the reverse of a chick in a bikini trying to sell a car. “Buy one overpriced wedding dress, get one toned naked cabana boy for free!”

(Hat tip to the ladies of Kvetch!)


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  • 1

    Blake

    August 9th, 2007 · 3:15 PM · #

    Right. Somehow this doesn’t make me feel any better than the Pamela Anderson types in g-strings straddling motorcycles. I know I’m supposed to feel, er, elevated or ‘taken seriously’ or something, but it just doesn’t happen.

  • 2

    Lara

    August 9th, 2007 · 5:49 PM · #

    Ariel,
    I was just waiting for you to get ahold of those adds. They definitely made me go “huh?” Thanks for bringing a little bit of light hearted nakedness into my life :)!!

  • 3

    Liene

    August 10th, 2007 · 12:01 AM · #

    That is awesome!! I need to start filling my closet with dresses! ;)

  • 4

    Jennifer Cady

    August 10th, 2007 · 12:31 AM · #

    Oh, I don’t know… I’m thinking perhaps our photographer will go for a pose like this. Now, I just have to convince the groom ;o)

  • 5

    Alicia

    August 10th, 2007 · 5:43 AM · #

    I can’t help it, all I can think when I look at that is - he’s going to ruin the back of that dress! LOL….

  • 6

    Andrea

    August 10th, 2007 · 9:01 AM · #

    Ha ha, this is hilarious!

  • 7

    Missa

    August 10th, 2007 · 10:05 AM · #

    I noticed those too … “Hey, look! This dress comes with a free gigolo!”

  • 8

    Shina

    August 11th, 2007 · 3:56 PM · #

    Soooo…if I buy one of those dresses….I get a naked cabana boy? Hmm. I must rethink my rockabilly theme….

  • 9

    Mattie

    August 11th, 2007 · 11:43 PM · #

    Do you think he’s actually ATTACHED to the back of the dress? I bet it makes wearing pretty difficult. And probably pretty painful for him!

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