Naked grooms #WTF!? August 9 | Ariel Meadow Stallings offbeatariel Oh, how I wish naked grooms were an emerging wedding trend. Instead, it's just a ridiculous trend in wedding dress catalogs, sort of the reverse of a chick in a bikini trying to sell a car. "Buy one overpriced wedding dress, get one toned naked cabana boy for free!" (Hat tip to the ladies of Kvetch!) Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Ariel Meadow Stallings Author of Offbeat Bride: Creative Alternatives for Independent Brides, Ariel acts as the publisher of all the Offbeat Empire websites. She lives, loves, and dorks out hard in Seattle, WA. @offbeatariel @offbeatbride PREVIOUS mywedding.com's local wedding guides (with indie vendors!) NEXT Sashy McSashersons Toggle comments [ 10 ] Right. Somehow this doesn't make me feel any better than the Pamela Anderson types in g-strings straddling motorcycles. I know I'm supposed to feel, er, elevated or 'taken seriously' or something, but it just doesn't happen. Reply Ariel, I was just waiting for you to get ahold of those adds. They definitely made me go "huh?" Thanks for bringing a little bit of light hearted nakedness into my life :)!! Reply That is awesome!! I need to start filling my closet with dresses! Reply Oh, I don't know… I'm thinking perhaps our photographer will go for a pose like this. Now, I just have to convince the groom ;o) Reply I can't help it, all I can think when I look at that is – he's going to ruin the back of that dress! LOL…. 1 agrees Reply Ha ha, this is hilarious! Reply I noticed those too … "Hey, look! This dress comes with a free gigolo!" Reply Soooo…if I buy one of those dresses….I get a naked cabana boy? Hmm. I must rethink my rockabilly theme…. 2 agree Reply Do you think he's actually ATTACHED to the back of the dress? I bet it makes wearing pretty difficult. And probably pretty painful for him! Reply The only way my groom would be naked is if I was too. We would think it was hilarious and some of the guests would too! The other guests, screw them!! It's my wedding! Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked * Comment Notify me of follow-up comments by email. No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy. Biz owners & wedding bloggers Please just use your real name in your comment, not your business name or blog title. Our comments are not the place to pimp your website. If you want to promote your stuff on Offbeat Bride, join us as an advertiser instead.