Groomzilla

October 1st, 2006 · Offbeat grooms · 1 comment

Hilarious: Men Don’t Care About Weddings? Groomzilla Is Hurt

The traditional wisdom remains that a groom (like a child) should be seen and not heard. Real men, the logic goes, don’t care about weddings. And that hurts Groomzilla — that makes him cry. But only on the inside. He doesn’t want to streak his self-tanning lotion.


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    michelle

    October 1st, 2006 · 12:46 PM · #

    ariel, i was totally going to send you this article. so glad you read it. groomzilla is hurt. ha!

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