Groomzilla
Hilarious: Men Don't Care About Weddings? Groomzilla Is Hurt
The traditional wisdom remains that a groom (like a child) should be seen and not heard. Real men, the logic goes, don't care about weddings. And that hurts Groomzilla — that makes him cry. But only on the inside. He doesn't want to streak his self-tanning lotion.
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About Ariel Meadow Stallings
Author of Offbeat Bride: Creative Alternatives for Independent Brides, Ariel acts as the publisher of all the Offbeat Empire websites. She lives, loves, and dorks out hard in Seattle, WA.







michelle said
ariel, i was totally going to send you this article. so glad you read it. groomzilla is hurt. ha!