Offbeat Bride wordlist

August 16th, 2006 · Posted by Ariel · Writing · 12 comments

As part of the editing process, the copyeditor who’s working on my book put together a list of uncommon words that I used that she wanted to make sure she styled consistently. It cracks me up. What a window into the weirdness of my book! Want to see?

abovewater
ack (exclamation)
alrighty
Amazon.com, Amazon
arugula

balls-out (adv.)
barefootedness
Beauty Industrial Complex
best man (all lowercase)
bleah
bling
breakbeat
bridentity (combo of “bride identity”)
bridesboy(s)
Bridezilla
buttload

cakey
Cantalini
cheeseball
Chicken Dance, the (dance)
code-speak
costumey
craftsy
Craigslist
cuppa (as in coffee)
cuz (short for “because”)

d’oh
Daaaaay (elongated “day”)
DaintyCore
designy
dirgey
djembes
DJing
Dobro (musical instrument, initial caps)
doozy
dotcom
dry-hump (v.)
dry-humpers
dumbass

eBay
ecoretreat
ecoretreat
eep (exclamation)
e-friends
eggy
Electric Slide, the (dance)
Elvin
erm (exclamation)
Evite.com
evite-mare(s)

fetishize(d)
flak (not “flack”)
foodie(s)
foofy
freakfest
Freakonomic
freak-out (n.)
freaky-deaky (adj.)
Frenchies
fuckup(s) (n.)

gah (exclamation)
glamourpuss
gloaty
godsister
goer-with-the-flow-er
goth
groomsgirl(s)
guyfriend(s)

higher-up (n.)
Ho-Hos
hoping
Hostess Ho-Hos
hula-hooping
humanure
hyperpoetic

Island, the (in reference to Bainbridge Island)
Islander (person from Bainbridge Island)

jamband
lordy

Macarena, the (dance)
maid of honor (all lowercase)
menfolk
meta-gifting
metrosexual
mohawk
Mugly, Muglies
My Little Pony

near-stranger
new-agey
nixed (past tense of “to nix”)
nookie
nuptial(s)

ol’
overhostessing

pair-bond (v.)
phat
photoblog(s)
piratey
plasticky
playlist(s)
pleather
poofy
Porta Potti
portabella
pouf (dresses)
princessy
Provence
‘puter

raver(s)
regifting
s’mores
Save the Date
scenesters
serger(s)
sicced (past tense of “to sic”)
skeeve(d) out
smarties
smooshing
snarked
squicky
subsect
Susan Anythingelse
swag

thank you cards (no hyphen)
thank yous (n.)
thingamajigger
thirtysomething
to-do list
tonguey
TP (toilet paper)
tsk-tsky

über-hostess
up-do
urbaphile(s)
urine-centric
URL
Utilikilt(s)

vs (no period)

Wandering Chicken of Pistoulet
Wedding Industrial Complex
wedsite (as a play on the word “website”)
whorepaint
wifed (as in “getting wifed”, getting married)
wiglet
winkingly

Yichud

zoinks (exclamation)


Comments

12 responses to this entry
  • 1

    Rebecca

    August 16th, 2006 · 7:12 AM · #

    Arugula is an unusual word?

  • 2

    dr. dave

    August 16th, 2006 · 8:02 AM · #

    Dry-humping? What the hell kind of weddings are you writing about?

  • 3

    Lucy

    August 16th, 2006 · 8:26 AM · #

    Dude, I can’t wait to read your book.

  • 4

    Kahli

    August 16th, 2006 · 8:29 AM · #

    As a companion to the book, you could do a magnetic poetry kit like a bridal shower favor…. Call it the hyperpoetic fridge

    Metrosexual dumbass winkingly applied whorepaint, snarked over princessy swag.
    Sauteed scenesters au portobello Provence
    DRYHUMP ARUGULA!
    erm.

    See? The nights spent gathered around the fridge, boy oh boy.
    I am a new reader and Ithink your fabulous. Also, you guys one of the most gorgeous couples I’ve ever beheld. You go, go go.

    Best,
    Kahli

  • 5

    susan

    August 16th, 2006 · 9:47 AM · #

    oh my gosh! I can’t believe Susan Anythingelse ended up in your official stylesheet :)
    I can’t wait to see the book–what a cool peek at it for now, too…

  • 6

    Ariel

    August 16th, 2006 · 12:53 PM · #

    dr. dave wrote: Dry-humping? What the hell kind of weddings are you writing about?

    Mine! There was dry-humping at my wedding, as there should be at every wedding.

  • 7

    Hänni

    August 16th, 2006 · 12:55 PM · #

    dry hump, nookie, buttload, balls out, urinecentric… what kind of wedding book are you writing?!

  • 8

    Leah

    August 16th, 2006 · 3:12 PM · #

    I love it. You can tell a lot about a book by its style sheet. I just finished editing one that included “hug red cock.” (We decided not to separate the adjectives with a comma.)

  • 9

    xaotica

    August 17th, 2006 · 6:31 PM · #

    i love evite-mare! i hate it when i have an evite-mare ;)

  • 10

    Laurel

    August 17th, 2006 · 10:12 PM · #

    Now I have to get it just to see what could _possibly_ be urine-centric.

  • 11

    amy.leblanc

    August 18th, 2006 · 1:26 PM · #

    “whorepaint”
    heehee.

  • 12

    byjane

    August 20th, 2006 · 7:56 PM · #

    My copy editor changed all the he’s to he/she and all the she’s to they. Every time you correct a correction, it costs the publishers. I changed them all back–gleefully.

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